Reindeer Bandits

It started when Michael put the reindeer in the front yard Saturday afternoon. The kids were so excited to have moving reindeer. He then went on to catch two teenagers trying to steal them Saturday night when we went to bed. I heard him yelling at the front door indescribable words and he chased them down (in boxers alone what a sight)...His plan...to beat them to a pulp...GREAT IDEA HONEY...especially since we are like the one Christian family on our block trying to be the light to everyone else GREAT PLAN...then him and a neighbor patrolled the neighborhood trying to find them! Well, knew idea from my sweet dad chain the darn things to the tree and have them try and take tree and all. So, he did and entrusted the microscopic keys (at 8:00PM) to Tate outside...here comes not so nice neighbor cat....Tate screams in fear..Tate drops microscopic keys....Tate crying because pops is going to be mad...Dad searching with a flashlight so we will not have reindeer chained to our tree year round......Yesterday afternoon mom comes into the picture...."Tate where did you drop them...right here mom...OH LOOK HERE THEY ARE!" Took me 30 seconds! Should have done it all myself to begin with!!!

Merry Christmas