Sexyback

Alright, I first want to state that I will try harder to write in paragraphs for Cynthia!! She said I wrote like I talk when I go on a rant (isn't that hilarious and so true I never stop to breathe).

Back to the blog title SEXYBACK!!! Yes, from the Justin Timberlake song. I went to the gym to run for the second time this week YAHOO!!!! I have not been able to work out in 5 months and it felt so good. BUT, as I was huffing and puffing along on the eliptical my eyes were drawn to the women strutting around the gym. They all seemed to be about a size ZERO!!!!!!! UGH!!!!! I wanted to throw up! I stared at them shooting darts there way and looked at there hips, butts and thighs and let me tell you not one of them could have beared three children! And if they had I REALLY don't want to know about it!

So, as I am now really huffing and frustrated to boot Justin Timberlake's SEXYBACK comes on my ipod. I started cracking up out loud. Heck yeah I am bringing sexyback. As the lyrics proceeded to say "Dirty Babe", yeah that's me dirty from baby vomit, "get your sexy on" when did I last shower?? "look at those hips" heck yeah they brought three kids into the world!!! I started running harder and faster and would have really jammed out if the gym wasn't jam packed. So, ladies go to itunes and pull up this song TURN THIS UP and I want to see you shake those hips around your computer because there is NOTHING sexier than a woman who gives LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! "You ready...."